Adventures in Thailand and how it all began
If you’re on your way to heaven
and your plane stops at Thailand… Get off.
18,100 words by Dante
Chapter 1 – Arrival
Chapter 2 – Hubble Bubble Massage
Chapter 3 – The next morning
Chapter 4 – Manila, Philippines
Chapter 5 – Puerto Galera
Chapter 6 – Meeting Sian in Phuket
Chapter 7 – The nightmare begins
Chapter 8 – Trying to get Sian into the UK
Chapter 9 – Cape Town
Chapter 10 – First time MMF with Sian
Chapter 11 – Bangkok, Thailand
Chapter 12 – The following evening
Chapter 13 – Divorce
Chapter 14 – Pimm
Chapter 15 – Nightmare in Phuket
Adventures in Thailand and how it all began
The subtitle of this book “If you’re on your way to heaven and your plane stops at Thailand… Get Off,” was the slogan on a travel brochure that inspired me to take a long distance holiday in the Far East back in 1991. Everything in this book is a true account of what happened and how it totally changed my outlook and goals in life. Subsequently, I’ve lived here on and off now for nearly 25 years. So much has happened during that time that I’ve now found my passion and reside here permanently in paradise writing all about my experiences.
At the time of writing I have no less that 135 mainly erotica books on Amazon and 13 compilations of books on Audible and iTunes. But I never thought I could be a successful writer as my life was always too busy and some would say “I was a serial entrepreneur.” I’ve lost count how many businesses I’ve been involved in but this book is going to be all about my experiences with Thailand, Thai girls and how it all began.
So before I get into the girls and all the naughty erotic stories and how different it is here compared to the boring old UK, I need to give you a little background information.
So up to age thirty, I’d had countless jobs, been married and divorced with two children, was a single parent father and had several living together relationships.
I then came across network marketing and found that I was far more suited to being self employed, recruiting and training. This led me to travelling around the world and living in several countries like Cape Town in S. Africa, the Philippines, Indonesia, Thailand and the USA.
However by age 35, I became so sick of networking and basically dealing with negative people, I started my own telecommunications company. In fact, I could easily fill several books writing about all my crazy business experiences during that time, but they don’t sell… hence I now focus on adult erotica. And although some of my books are purely fiction, most of the Asian wife series’s and fetish club experiences in the UK are based on actual experiences.
At age 37, I’d basically semi retired as my company became incredibly successful and was one of the first, telephone dating and adults only, live call back companies in the UK. So enough of that and let’s now get into, how Thailand changed my life and how it all began.
In case you haven’t read any of my other books, I use the pseudonym of Dave when writing about myself and my Thai wife experiences.
This all started back in 1991 when Pete, one of my friends and a close business associate was always talking to me about Thailand and more interestingly, Thai girls. So after looking onto it and getting some brochures, we booked a flight.
If you’re on your way to heaven
and your plane stops at Thailand… Get off.
Also at the time, I was living in the UK and had just started seeing a new girlfriend, of whom, definitely wasn’t happy that I was going to Thailand with a male friend, but we weren’t living together and to be perfectly honest, I couldn’t see a long term future with her as I was only in my mid thirties and she was fifty one.
So Pete and I flew out of Heathrow airport in London and after changing planes and waiting in airports for about eighteen hours, we eventually landed at U-Tapao International airport in Pattaya, Thailand. The minibus dropped us up off at our hotel which turned out to be a real dive in a side street, just off the main beach road. Also in the minibus and staying at our hotel was another English guy who told us, he’d come out to play tennis…! but more about him later. Back then virtually all foreign tourists went to Thailand for the girls and nightlife, so we found him a little strange to say the least.
Anyway, luckily for us the owner of the hotel was English and asked if we’d ever been to Thailand before? We told him we hadn’t and it was our first trip and he then said, to come and have a chat once we’d freshened up. Now you have to understand that we’d been travelling for about twenty hours and it was now only 2 o’clock in the afternoon in Thailand. Although we were tired, we were far too excited and couldn’t wait to go out and explore.
So the hotel owner told us a bit about the girls, how it all worked with bar girls, Go Go girls, massage girls, beach girls, freelancers and how much to pay, stressing to be careful not to get ripped off as they always double or triple the price if they know it’s your first time to the land of smiles and scams.
The three questions they learn to ask in pigeon English before anything else are,
What your name?
Where you come from?
You come Thailand before?
Then they learn the phrase,
You handsome man, I go with you, give good time.
Hubble Bubble Massage
I digressed, so the hotel owner basically said, it was too early to check out the bars as the main entertainment area bars didn’t open until about 6 PM, so to follow him up the road and he’d take us for a massage. We did as he suggested in the unbearable heat and eventually ended up at what looked like a huge warehouse. But once inside, were stunned to see, a beautiful lounge with a deep red carpet, sofas, tables and chairs and a huge 30 meter wide by 10 meter high glass wall. Sitting behind the glass on steps or tiers were about 200 girls, all wearing a long red dress with a badge number, waving and trying to get out attention. We couldn’t believe our eyes and it was sort of embarrassing as they all seemed so excited, blowing kisses and pointing at their little number.
The hotel owner sat us down and said,
“Right lads, this is how it works, you pick a girl and they call her number, she comes out and you can sit with her to see if you like her, if not, you send her back and pick another one.”
I looked at Pete and we were both shocked as it was so unbelievable what he was saying but he continued,
“The massage fee is 400 Baht and when you’re in there having the massage, the girl will try to get you to agree a price for the deed. Now the going rate is 500 to 1000 Baht but they’ll tell you it’s 2000 or 3000 if they think you’re a newbie. Now what you need to understand is, if you don’t agree to a price and have sex with them, they don’t earn any money as the 400 Baht is for the massage establishment.
As we sat there staring at all the girls it was truly overwhelming, there were so many of them and it was so hard to choose. We heard a number being called out and a beautiful young girl jumped up, all excited and ran down the steps and was led out to an old Japanese guy sitting at a table nearby.
Then as we watched, he unbelievably sent her back and another girl was led out. We knew we had to pick a girl, so made out selections and the girls came out. The hotel owner asked us if we were happy with the girls and then said, he’d see us back at the hotel later.
Off he went as the girl grabbed my hand and led me through a door. Pete was flowing behind and we were taken into different rooms. The girl didn’t speak much English, but motioned for me to undress as she pulled out a blow up swimming pool lilo and placed it on the floor. Looking around the room, it was pretty basic, a concrete bed thing with a mattress against the wall and a big circular bath tub of which she’d turned on the tap and was filling it up. Then she picked up a large plastic bowl and was making soap suds with shampoo and water.
Wondering what the hell was going to happen next, I started undressing and as soon as I was naked, she put some soapy water on the lilo and indicated for me to lay down. Also totally naked with her pert little tits and shaved pussy, she poured the rest of the soapy water all over me and suddenly she was laying on top of me.
It was the most incredible experience and she was literally sliding up and down my body, massaging me with her hands and pussy. I was rock hard in no time and she was caressing it and grabbing it as her little body was sliding all over me like a slippery fish. My hands were all over her, feeling her legs, cupping her sexy little bottom as her tits and long nipples were in my face, she then turned around so she was in a sixty nine and her pussy was now sliding up and down and right on my face. Trying to hold her still and venturing between her legs was a mission as she wouldn’t stop sliding around but then she started saying,
“You want make love me, I give good time, make happy, only 2000 Baht… OK…?”
Of course, I remembered what he said and didn’t want to offer 500 thinking it was an insult as at the time 500 Baht was about £6, so told her I’d give her 1000. She looked all sad and tried to get 1500 so like a typical newbie I said OK.
Jumping up really quickly, she then pulled me up and told me to get in the tub, then using the shower head, washed me all over, paying particular attention to my erection. Then washed all the soap off herself and handed me a towel. Running over to the bed thing, she got me to lay down and was soon on top of me again. Still naked and kneeling over my face, she was putting a condom on as I pulled her down onto my mouth and had a good taste, before she turned around and aimed my cock between her legs. Fuck me I was so turned on and her body was so tiny but her tits were amazing with really long nipples. Next thing, she was bouncing up and down while reaching down and caressing my balls. I was going out of my mind as she was so beautiful and it was so enjoyable, but then the phone next to the bed started ringing…!
Wondering what the hell was going on, she said something in Thai then put it down and said,
“Quickly, quickly, you cum now, time up…!”
I couldn’t believe it, but she was so fucking good at her job she made me cum in less than a minute and was quickly pulling me back in the tub for the final shower. Next thing I remember was handing her 2000 Baht and wandering back out to the main lounge where Pete was already waiting.
I never saw the girl after that and as we walked out, talking about what just happened, two American guys were walking out with us and asked,
“Hey you guys from England…?”
“Yeah,” Pete answered.
“You had a good time…?”
“Yes of course,” he replied.
“Well next time, pick two girls and book two hours, fucking unbelievable…! They call it the double hubble bubble massage. You get to fuck them for a good hour and the massage is incredible as well.”
Pete and I looked at each other and smiled in astonishment as we continued back down the Soi to our hotel.
The Street of Dreams
So back at the hotel, the owner was smiling away as we walked in and asked if we enjoyed it and how much we paid? I told him 1000 and I think Pete said the same and he still told us it was too much. But the time was only about 4.15 in the afternoon and we’d only been in Thailand a few hours, yet already had our first Thai girl experience.
OK lads… it’s still early but there are a quite a few bars open all day, what you need to do now is, walk down the Soi to the beach road at the end and turn left, then keep walking for about 10 minutes and you’ll come to the street of dreams.
We looked at each and were out the door in no time, walking down the beach road and taking in the stunning scenery, beautiful golden sandy beach and palm trees. As we wandered past the first bar, several girls were sitting on bar stools around the outside, waving and calling out at us. A few meters more and the next bar was the same, about 6 girls all sitting on bar stools, grabbing our arms and trying to get us to sit down. Neither of us had ever experienced anything like it before and decided to sit down and have a beer.
The girls were all over us, asking us our names and all the same basic questions, this time trying to get us to buy them a drink. We bought a couple of girls a drink as they sat with us, stroking our arms and groping between our legs. Next thing I remember was paying their bar fine of 200 Baht and taking back to the hotel. We’d agreed to pay them 500 Baht each to stay the night.
Back at the hotel, the owner just rolled his eyes as he gave us our keys as if to say, Oh My God…!
Up in the room, my girl immediately jumped in the shower, then told me to go in, even though I tried to tell her I’d already had a shower, but she was adamant. Coming out in my towel, she was laying on the bed still wrapped in her towel, so I lay down next to her as she started playing with my cock. Now being a fairly young guy and as horny as fuck, I was up again in no time and pulling her towel off, rolling around, kissing and groping each other all over, I eventually managed to get her in a sixty nine, but she seemed to be trying to get me to fuck her and kept on telling me to put a condom on. Wondering why she was in such a hurry, as we’d agreed for her to stay the night, I rolled it on and she was on top of me, fondling my balls as she impaled herself and we started fucking me. The time was still only about 6 o’clock and as soon as she’d made me cum, she was off the bed and in the shower again. Laying there thinking it was a bit strange, imagine what was going through my mind when she came out and started demanding I pay her the 500 Baht AND a tip for the taxi…! Even though her bar was less than a few hundred meters down the beach road.
I tried to talk to her about her agreeing to stay the night, but she was getting so irate I decided to pay her the money and let her go. After she left, I looked at the time and because of the jet lag, was still feeling wide awake, so wandered down to reception only to find Pete down there talking to the owner. It turned out that he’d had the exact same scenario and the hotel owner was laughing his head off.
He explained that it was a common scam and that, all they were interested in was doing the deed, as fast as possible, get the money and get back to the bar in the hope of getting another customer.
Feeling a bit pissed off, we decided to go out again and find the so called street of dreams. This time we kept on walking and as we got closer to the main entertainment area, the bars and girls wearing the skimpiest outfits became overwhelming. When we eventually found the street of dreams, more commonly known as Walking Street, it was heaving and I’d never seen so many Go Go bars, outdoor beer bars and freelance street girls in my life. Each outdoor bar had between 10 and 20 girls and there were bars lining both sides of the road. And because it was now dark, all the girls had come out to work like vampires and there were hundreds… no correction, well over a thousand just in the area we were in. Add to that all the side Soi’s, back streets and bars and we are probably looking at several thousands of working girls.
We ventured into a couple of Go Go bars and watched some of the most stunning creatures dancing virtually naked around poles and you can guess what happened…! We both picked another girl each, paid their bar fines of 300 Baht as it was more expensive to take them out of a Go Go bar, agreed their fee for all night, 1000 Baht and headed back to the hotel.
The hotel owner must have thought we were out of our minds, but we didn’t care,
the girls we’d picked this time were more than stunning and looked more like cat walk models and we knew we’d found paradise on earth.
The strangest thing, was that we were getting on so well in the bar, buying drinks, caressing and playing with each other, but back in the hotel it was exactly the same scenario, as soon as we’d made love, she wanted to be paid and go back to the bar…!
Feeling well pissed off, I paid her and decided to get some sleep. So we’d had 3 girls each and it was still only 10 PM and only been in Thailand for about 8 hours.