The Landlords Tales
The first upload to Amazon of this book was banned…
formerly entitled “Confessions of a Resident Landlord”
No reason given as usual…!
and when you try to find out.. they just give us authors the standard ridiculous answer,
“This content is in violation of our content guidelines. As a result, we cannot offer this book for sale.”
The content guidelines are so vague…
Nobody can seem find out what is or is not allowed…
In my experience with over 60 books uploaded now is that most reviewers are OK
BUT a few are totally against any kind of unusual erotica….
So Title changed and the sentence below in brackets deleted… It get approved !
Not that I could perceive these words offensive in any way…
( Actual events and names changed for obvious reasons)
(Confessions of…)
Excerpt… Chapter 1 – The Landlords Tales
Well at the time, I was working on a building site as a plasterer so was out most days but every evening, we would all be in the bed and I would have to service both Becky and Lynn at least a couple of times each… now most guys would think that was an amazing situation to be in… but not so… Although I’m a very highly sexed individual… even I was dreading going to bed some evenings as I knew I’d have to fuck them both at least twice each… and I was getting a bit knackered…
I remember coming home from work one Saturday lunchtime and Becky wanted to go to bed to play… I told Lynn, then asked if she wanted to come as well but she said she was busy but to take Becky up and she would join us later… This surprised me but off we went and I was making love to Becky without my wife for the first time…
About an hour later, Lynn joined us and it turned into a fuck fest again…
Then one evening… actually it was in the middle of the night and Lynn was sleeping… I always slept in the middle and Becky was under the covers sucking away at my cock… she was bloody insatiable… anyway, Lynn turned over and started hugging me… but put her hand down to feel my cock and found Becky’s head there… well talk about a cat fight… I’d never seen anything like it… they were screaming and shouting and I was trying to hold them apart…
Becky was then banned from sleeping with us in the bedroom and told to sleep downstairs on the sofa…. like when she did when she first moved in..
Lynn was getting jealous and had started to resent Becky… Becky however couldn’t move out as she had no money or friends in the area… all her family were in Brighton… So Lynn said she could stay… but not in our bed any more.
In a way it was a bit of a relief for me… but as I’d started to enjoy a second pussy and way of making love… I started sneaking downstairs after Lynn had fallen asleep… shagging Becky on the floor or on the sofa then creeping back upstairs to bed…
Then one night, Lynn catches me fucking Becky doggy style over the sofa… another huge row and Becky was told to get out…. Strangely though, after a couple of weeks she was still there and Lynn had sort of made up with her… The reason being was that her brother called around one day and we all had a foursome with Lynn spending the night with her brother… while I shagged Becky on the sofa again… A few weeks later Becky did move out so Lynn and I were a couple again…
That was my first experience of renting a room etc.
Excerpt Chapter 4 – The Landlords Tales
Then one day I came in the kitchen and found a pair of tights on the floor by the washing machine… It looked like one of the tenants had dropped them after using the machine… I decided to go and ask Catherine if they were hers as she was the only one in the house at the time…
I went upstairs and knocked on her door… no answer… but I knew she was in as I heard her walking around… I knocked again and waited… a couple of minutes later and her door opened… she was peering out and clutching a towel to her chest, covering herself as best she could as she was naked… Inside her room I saw a large green courgette and a very large cock shaped dildo on her bed… It was obviously she was playing with herself… I smiled and held up the tights saying,
“I think these are yours…”
She looked at me all shocked and reached for the tights… then accidentally dropped her towel… I pushed the door open and stepped inside her room as she tried to cover herself with her arms… She was stark naked and ran to her bed grabbing the dildo and courgette… but she knew I’d already seen them…
“Oh My God… What you doing in my room…?
“I’ve come to help you Catherine, I know what you need so let me help you…”
She sat down on the bed…
“You’re very beautiful Catherine, how come you don’t have a regular boyfriend…?”
She looked up at me and said…
“Because they get scared… I think they think I’m weird… that they can’t satisfy me…”
I sat down next to her and picked up the dildo… It was about 14 inches long and fat like my arm…
The Landlords Tales by Dante x